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Zingbot Arrives on ‘Big Brother 21’

Zingbot, the robot that annually roasts (or, “zings”) the houseguests, made his appearance in the “Big Brother 21” house on Saturday, Aug. 24. Back in 2017, he became President but this summer, he admitted the scandals and “fake news” forced him out of office, and that he’s on the run, hiding out in the Big Brother house.

Here were Zingbot’s houseguest zings of 2019:

Tommy, with all your constant singing and dancing this summer, you remind me of my favorite musical: Little Shop of… Attention Whores. Zing!

Nicole, you say you’re afraid of birds but you’ve been living with an old buzzard all season named… Holly.

Christie, you sure got loud on Taco Tuesday. I dont mean your fighting, I mean your chewing! Zing!

I almost forgot I have something for one of you. Wait here. Nick, I brought you a present (a bowl). Time for a new haircut! Zing!

Nicole, it must be tough for you in the Big Brother house with no friends, no boyfriend, and no contact with the outside world. Actually you must feel right at home! Zing!

There is one houseguest this summer who is very voluptuous and, if you don’t mind me saying, quite busty. Pleased to finally meet you, Cliff! Zing!

Jessica, with the game you are playing this summer, fans are already planning a convention in your honor. They are calling it Snooze Fest. Zing!

What should I call you, Jackson, Michie, or pompous douchebag? Zing!

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